Hi, I'm Sam! English. 17. In my spare time I doodle mindlessly and run a small YouTube comedy channel, Shortcut Arcade. I mostly reblog on here these days, but if you came for my work you can find the relevant posts via the tags below. Thanks for stopping by!

 

westbor0baptistchurch:

A true cinematic masterpiece that is destined to claim the hearts of millions.

One girl, One car, One Dream

staff:

yalipop:

Does the staff actually ever reply to posts or is that just a myth?

No one will believe you.

http://danielkingofllamas.tumblr.com/post/93202312555/molotovriot-space-tart-astro-stoner

molotovriot:

space-tart:

astro-stoner:

hohokev:

why do jellyfish only sting when theres physical contact

why doesnt the electricity just surge throughout the entire ocean

why dont jellyfish rule the world

Fun fact! Jellyfish don’t use electricity to sting you….

awkwardrdphotos:

marbleloveroftveit:

randomfandomconfessions:

littlecoffeemonsters:

youlockedmeinthatbloodylab:

LION KING BLOOPERS

These are actual bloopers from the cast while they recording, and they were later animated.

HIGH MUFASA ALWAYS MAKES ME LAUGH

I needed this in my life.

if you don’t want this on your blog, i’m judging you

I actually really like this, M’kay?

(Source: faintingjew)

triptrippy:

the squirrel from foodfight was inside the claw machine at the bowling alley

triptrippy:

the squirrel from foodfight was inside the claw machine at the bowling alley

gallifreyan-gallimaufry:

leda74:

therothwoman:

beowulfstits-archive:

I want to go to this exact point and run around it saying “I’m in Sweden!” I’m in Finland!” “I’m in Norway!” until I get tired
i aspire to great things in life

According to Google Maps, that point is in the middle of a small lake.

So we’ll do it in January when it’s frozen.

actually that’s why they’ve helpfully dropped a big-ass cement block with a bridge surrounding it in the middle of the lake: for the express purpose of doing what OP aspires to do

gallifreyan-gallimaufry:

leda74:

therothwoman:

beowulfstits-archive:

I want to go to this exact point and run around it saying “I’m in Sweden!” I’m in Finland!” “I’m in Norway!” until I get tired

i aspire to great things in life

According to Google Maps, that point is in the middle of a small lake.

So we’ll do it in January when it’s frozen.

actually that’s why they’ve helpfully dropped a big-ass cement block with a bridge surrounding it in the middle of the lake: for the express purpose of doing what OP aspires to do

bangs8:

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE I AM

(Source: nosdrinker)

hejibits:

Here is an out-of-context standalone gif of the first panel from this week’s comic, since Tumblr is all about the out-of-context gifs

hejibits:

Here is an out-of-context standalone gif of the first panel from this week’s comic, since Tumblr is all about the out-of-context gifs

(Source: hejibits.com)